If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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