It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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