just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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