Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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