Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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