who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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