On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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Two words: blizzard sex
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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