some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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