Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Randomize