i need an iv and a liver transplant
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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