U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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