Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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