Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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