I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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