omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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