Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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