hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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