I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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