tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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