The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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