This girl is more easily done than said...
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
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theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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