I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Buhtt sex?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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