I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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