Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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