then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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