its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I am mentally ready for anal.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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