You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I am mentally ready for anal.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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