I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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