So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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