nut hugger
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Can I color on your dick again?
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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