if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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