If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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