Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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