Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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