Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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