Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I can't put those talents on a resume
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Randomize