I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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