Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think my mom watched the whole time
even my farts smell like vagina
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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