wanna go halves on a baby?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
All the doctor said was why
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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