you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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