i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize