the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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