Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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