i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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