Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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