I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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