Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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