marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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