Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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