Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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